"I walked downstairs and was almost knocked over by Bozo on the way down. I opened the kitchen door to see Mary sitting at the table, eating a bowl of... cereal."Hi, Jack." Mary. Where were you last night?" I went to the dance. You know that." Not then. This morning." I was at Charlie's." At 5 in the morning?" Yeah, well, we kind of fell asleep on his couch." Well, I didn't get any sleep because you didn't come home." Well, gee, Jack. I'm real sorry about that. But it's not my fault you didn't get. I told her that I had been watching her since she began ironing and that I was clearly able to see her Vagina. She shied a bit. And then I told her that I came over to her place with certain intentions. She asked me if I wanted “friendship”? I don’t even know what that meant. She didn’t romantic buddy, though. That’s for sure. I said that I am interested in something more intimate. Maybe I got too carried away in the whole thing but I don’t why I thought that it would work. She is, after all,. ” Her bright cheerfulness was lost on Wayne. His temper was lost on his friends.“You what? God damn you idiots. Do you have any idea what they put me through at customs looking for shit like that? You stupid morons!” Wayne stood and lunged at Glenn. Judith and Gail pulled him back.“Easy, babycakes. We were just having fun on you. It wasn’t in the crate. That guy I was talking to at the end of the show passed them to me.” Wayne turned to look at her. Tears were running down his cheeks. The. The going rate for prostitutes then was between £20 to £40, so we knew that as this was just a looking service, but allowing the guys to masturbate, we would have to pitch the fee a lot less.So we placed an advert that read: "Horny housewife giving sex show, no touching but okay to relieve yourself, £10" We anxiously waited for the advert to appear and on the first day we received about 50 calls! Some were probably time wasters but eventually we had a few customers that came round to our.