After the longest hour of his life Ryan made his way back across the hall. He quietly opened the door and walked inside. The room was nice and dark as... he made his way over the bed. He took his time taking his clothes off before sitting down. He was still a bit d***k but Ryan was as ready as ever. Amanda didn’t move a muscle so Ryan decided to start without her. He reached over in the darkness until he found what he wanted. Slowly Ryan pulled up his mother’s dress until it was around her waist.. ”I went out dressed like a chicken last night... ... and I met a girl who was dressed like an egg. One thing led to another and the lifelong question was answered: it was the chicken.What’s a 6.9?Another good thing screwed up by a period.What’s the difference between your dick and a bonus check?Someone’s always willing to blow your bonus.Two deer were leaving a gay bar...One turned to the other and said, “Man, I can’t believe I blew thirty bucks in there!”What’s the difference between a G-spot. It was a small restroom with two urinals and one stall.After several walks around the theater, in and out of the restroom I was thinking this must be a dream that will never happen. So one last trip into the restroom but his time I go to the urinal, take out my cock and pretend to be peeing. It took about thirty seconds when someone was standing at the next urinal. He also had his cock out and was pretending to be peeing then someone else entered the restroom. I panicked, put my cock away. I watched as he pulled his trousers down. My slut wife stood up, facing the movie screen, moved in front of him and very slowly sat down on his lap. Ana slowly began moving up and down in a fucking motion on his cock.She turned to Tom, who quickly stood up and presented his hard dick to my wife’s mouth. She opened her red lips and began sucking on Tom’s dick.They continued this for about five minutes, until they changed positions and both guys switched Anita’s mouth and cunt.It took less than.