. 'I meant my dress size, you f****ing idiot!!!'The moral of this story: Even when a man is listening, he's still gonna get it wrongThese are complime...nts of MikeyHOSPITAL CHART BLOOPERSActual excerpts from hospital charts(Parenthetical thoughts are mine.)1. The patient refused autopsy. (Wouldn't you?)2. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital. (Could be a problem.)3. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year. (Really! Someone roll her over.)4. On the. They have to look good to make the Judge decide to negotiate the sentence on the couch in his chambers, so they always work out and have great hair and make-up.No, I just can't take the time. I have to make my list and make arrangements for the pickup. When you have the kind of score that I have, you have obligations. I wish I just had a CAP score of 7 or so. Then I could just wait for a pickup, take what was available and be happy. It'd be easier if I could write the list down as well. But. "Amanda was doing enough on his cock with her hands and the baby oil she rubbed on it a few minutes ago but was hoping for much more tonight like one of the blow jobs she'd been recently giving him or riding his cock like so many other nights since his return back to Michigan.Paul looked up at Amanda's tits which were exposed in this outfit she wore. Her nipples were hard as little rocks and her tits jiggled with the movement of her hands on his cock. He kept thinking how gorgeous and sexy she. I was gonna say hi but then I saw you and I had a hard time talking after that.”” Well, you naughty young man you.”Craig looked up at her and she was smiling at him.”I’m not mad at you. I know you are curious about these things. We will talk about it later okay? Just remember what I told you this morning. Sometimes it’s fun to be naughty! Now eat your dinner and we will talk about how you are growing up later okay?”“Okay, thanks for not getting mad mom.”She came over to him and hugged him.“How.
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