”“Sounds like fun,” she said. “Besides the horses, what other animals do you have?”“There’s four Suri alpaca that my parents are raising.... They send the fiber from them to a company in Santa Fe, New Mexico that turns it into yarn for my Grandma Brandt. She then knits blankets for her church missions in South America.”“Don’t alpacas spit at people?”JR chuckled, “They can spit, but they generally reserve it for each other. Don’t worry, they have tell-tale signs that indicate that they are. At least as Martha you're not at risk of being beatenup." But before going to Transformations I could take the padded bra andgirdle off and I was Rob again, apart from having Martha's face. Imean, I felt like a man, and we were great in bed together, as usual.Now..." I don't see why you're concerned," she interrupted. "It's you Ilove, whatever you look like. I know it's you underneath... all that.Besides," she chuckled, "Martha's not unattractive, you know.Especially with your new kissable. " Nuh uh!" I think we ought to go find where MTV's doing the Spring Break show andenter you in the hot dog eating contest." Oh, fuck you. I mean it. Just fuck you completely!"We walked to the end of the pier, got our nostrils full of fish-smell,sized up the giant, hairy-backed fishermen all up and down it, anddecided to head back. It was just about lunchtime, and we felt bad forlonely Sarah. A woman passed us, holding hands with a little girl in alime green, ruffled bathing suit."Look, Molly,". Hethen wheeled out an unconscious nurse into the room.Let me start my saying that this nurse was gorgeous. Exactly like yourfantasy nurse would be. Blonde, curvy, with breasts so perky it would bea crime to cover them completely. I'm not driven by sex, but I wouldhave done anything to touch her."So is that your treatment?" I said, "Make me so horny I'll magically becured?"The doctor gave a dramatic pause. "No, I'm going to put your brain inher body."I laughed. "Ha! So your treatment is humour..