And several more groups, about thirty ladies in all. Some are going to be annoyed that we broke the news so soon. In fact, there is a group of ten pla...nning to use you as a dining room table for their lunch."Beth started laughing! "Do you have any idea how I felt?" Like me getting naked while tied up on stage?"Beth came over to me and threw a handful of paper on me. I was still laughing so hard it hurt."My straight-as-an-arrow girlfriend, who can't play poker worth a damn, and who shocks me by. For that, I will not whip your ass. Put your head down, slut."I sat down on the end of the couch. Since she was behind it, she could see me watching the movie. I had left the door ajar so that it wouldn't close. Now we just wait, which would be good for her, haha.About 5 minutes later, I heard the door swing open. As I turned my head, he closed the door. I nodded my head down at the girl and said, "She is all yours for a little while."She flinched a little when he said in a deep voice, "No. Today made her doubt that theory now more than ever.Her usual twenty-minute commute became over an hour long, thanks in part to over a dozen accidents on the road from the rain and people not knowing how to drive in it. All she wanted was a shot or four of the tequila she had hidden in the cupboard above the refrigerator, and maybe a hot bath. Arriving home, she gathered her things, reminding herself that in a few moments, she'd be drinking her bad day away and then she wouldn't care anymore.. An eyebrow slightly raised, wasit? Do you like me with these? she seemed to be saying. He looked at herfor some time, wondering what to think of this bizarre development.Then he couldn't help himself. He was looking so intently at her joyfulsmile that he smiled himself. He did approve. He loved it. And yet headmitted to himself in a passing thought that a few days ago he wouldhave thought it a bit uncouth.But how could he be buying things for a girl in a photograph on hiscomputer? A thought.