." Now, love," the assistant said, fleetingly breaking into my open-mouthed shock, "do you need some Lusty Love Wipes?" Wh... what?" Antiseptic wipes,... to clean your Wiggle Stick with, keep it nice and fresh between juicings. They're £5.99 a pack."Now, whilst I might joke about such things, and pretend I know what I'm talking about in the stories I've written here, I had never actually stopped to consider the reality of sex, which I didn't really know anything about, since I hadn't joined then.. Manathil oru santhosam karanam naan mudan murayaga oru pennin kanigalai thodugindren. Anda padathatil adutha muraikonjam balamagave azuthi viten polum. Aval nelindaal, naan bayandu padakendru kaiyai eduthu viten. Oru velai naan thotathu avaluku therinthu irukumo ena naan migavum bayanthu vitten. Andru iravu marubadi aval mulayai thodave illai. Marunaal aval epavum pol enidam pesiyathum than naan aval mulaigalai thotu parthathu avaluku theriyavillai endru nimathiyaga irundadu.Atharku aduthu. I looked in the mirror and was pleased. I would’ve fucked myself, which is as it should be according to one of my life mottoes. I grabbed my handbag and got out, walking up to the entrance. The girl greeting me was smiling sweetly. She seemed very young, and not a prostitute herself, just greeting guests as they arrived. “Hello,” she said. “Welcome to Club Jenna. The bar is right this way,” she pointed, “or if you already know who you’d like to meet, you can step over here to our parlour.” She. We were two weeks from opening night; the Lensic Performing Arts Center people came through and built a beautiful couple of set pieces over the weekend. I had heard that ticket sales was brisk.The previous week we had a photographer come and take some action shots during the rehearsal. After it was over I had both Marilyn’s pose for a picture, and they were both quite glamorous in their wigs and outfits. Audrey got the gold sequined dress while Darleen got the classic white dress Marilyn wore.