.When we were finished and both totally satisfied, we knew we were going to need to explain the scratches and bite marks to M.J-Nine and I were sittin...g on the sofa catching our breath and deciding what the best strategy would be to tell M about the love marks. Then an idea popped in my head, I asked J-Nine, “Have you ever thought about being with another woman?”J-Nine looked at me and said, “You know I have a twin sister, what do you think? Duh!” Well, that settled it. I told her, “Why don’t. Mujhe aise laga ki jaise kisi ne apne dono haathon mein mere mummon ko daba rakha ho. Yeh soch kar hi mere dil ki dhadkan tej ho gai ki main apne hi papaji ko fasane lagi hoo..Who kameez kisi frock ki tarah se theee. Maine neeche se salwar nahi dali theee. Main ek purani hi kachhi (old underwear) dali aur ek purani hi chunni (dupatta) ko apne pet (near naval/dhuni) ke paas tight kar ke gaanth mar di. Jiss_se mere mummey aur bhi fitting mein tight ho kar kisi pahar ki tarah se tanne huye dikhai. Yes, and I think hes a great kid. What did you want to ask me? Lately he has been pressuring me to have sex with him. I really dont want to do it till I get married but I dont want to lose him to some girl that will put out for him. I dont know what to do. Her mom thought for a minute and finally said, I did not plan to tell you this but I guess you are old enough to know. When I was even younger that you, I was dating an older boy and he was no virgin. He had been with a lot of girls and women. It was a risky proposition, a house in disrepair, a single woman, a wildly fluctuating property market and well, I guess I didn't impress at any loan interviews with my poor interpersonal skills.Benny the Jet and I were not friends, not even associates really. I knew him through work and asked him about a loan to buy this house which I thought was an excellent investment opportunity – the proverbial 'worst house in the best street' but with an extreme emphasis on 'worst' and 'best' but I knew.