"NAAAATTTTTEEEEEE!!! I wasn't FINISHED YET!!!”“Sorry Coda, but I heard from Lana. If you start climaxing while its secretions are in your system, ...you won't stop until you go into a coma. That's what happened to all those other researchers." That's fine! Let it rape me into a coma then! What am I going to do with this horniness now!?" Save it for Lana?”“Lana!? ...Oh right. Yeah, good call there. Wouldn't want to miss that."Resisting the urge to masturbate right then and there, I fixed myself up,. They arranged the details. Of course, Luke wasn't going to say no to this. Melissa's follow-up messages were filled with giddy excitement. Her mother had just told her the news and she couldn't wait until Luke visited. Apparently, April was excited too. It sounded like the two girls were very close. What had Melissa told her best friend?Luke's work week was a blur leading up to Friday night with images of Melissa's soft little body impaled on his hard cock dominating his thoughts. Friday was. So Chris, Kevin and I were alone in her car. And I have all these questions in my mind. ?Wow, you?ve changed a lot,? was the first thing that came out of my mouth.Chris explained me everything. She told me that she always knew she was a woman but born in a male body. She said that she has to move away from Seattle and from all the people she knew as a man and start all over in Chicago but as a woman. She knew back then that I was old enough to take care of myself and that?s why she moved away.. .. but all mine ever says is good-bye.You’re not fat, you’re just easier to see.If you think nobody cares whether you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters. Do they just give you a bra and say, “Here, fill this out?”I can’t understand why women are OK that JC Penny has an older women’s clothing line named, “Sag Harbor.”My therapist said that my narcissism causes me to misread social situations. I’m pretty sure she was hitting on.