Any time of the day or night. You've got my number. I hope you wake me up at 3:00AM to tell me you need me for something, anything," I said. She smirk...ed."Anything?" she said. Suddenly I was a red faced teenager certain I had ruined my chances with my date."Don't worry, Richard, you didn't say anything wrong. Really," she said."I'm always doing stuff like that," I said. "Saying stuff like that. I'm well known around town as foot-in-the-mouth Ritchie." She laughed uproariously at my description. When my wife went into labor with Jim he was born so quickly we barely had time to reach the hospital. But when Kathy was born she was in labor for almost twelve hours." At least Dannie is a couple weeks later than we expected," Mary put in. "Late enough that our story about her getting knocked up at camp is actually believable." Right," Ken said with an edge to his voice as Linda's cunt clamped down on his fingers and she screamed her pleasure to the whole house. "That gets me off the hook for. Ye sunkar wo chaunk gyi aur boli ky? tum mujhe rand banana chahte hi? tum chahte hio mai kothe pe ja ke paise kamau? pagal ho gye ho kya? fir mai bola nhi nhi kothe pe nhi, wha to ghatiya aur gnwar ladkiya jati hai. jo tumhara figure hai uski help sre tum kisi asirf amir bande ko ptao aur sex ke bdle moti rakam wasoolo.wo fir cbup ho gyi to maine fir bola ” ekek rat sona kisi ke satb ur 5-10 hazar wasool lena. tumhare figure pe to log lakho de denge. usne ek choti si smile di to meri jan me jan. Before I was even in the app I saw I had a notification. I opened it up and to my surprise, my dream girl sent me a message. After a few messages back and forth we exchanged phone numbers so that we could text. I learned her name was Marie and her husband had left her and her 2 kids a few months ago. We hit it off and agreed to meet a few days later for milkshakes. I was nervous at our first meeting. We both hadn't dated in many years and I knew I was to be the first woman she had been with..