" Have a good day, Sir," replied the copper.QueenslandThe owner of a golf course on the Gold Coast was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided... to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.He called her into his office and said,"You graduated from the University of Queensland and I need some help. If I was to give you$20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"The secretary thought a moment, and then replied,"Everything but my earrings."TasmaniaA senior citizen in Tasmania was. It was a desk job. The bureau operated like a subscribers’ cooperative. Stories arrived from individual newspapers throughout the country and were selected or dumped. The selected stories were quickly processed and distributed to all subscribers to the bureau’s service including overseas members. Subscribers contributing stories selected received a credit against stories from their bureau they uplifted. Harry was soon bored by the unchallenging nature of the work but at least the pay was good. I walked into the kitchen and folded up my shorts and left them on a chair as I turned off the lights and walked back to the apartment and laid down and went to sleep. Sometime during the night Kim came home and slipped into bed with me as I awoke with my arm around her torso. I looked over her shoulder at the alarm clock and it was around two-thirty in the morning so I went back to sleep holding her. The alarm sounded at seven and we both woke up and we showered separately before a quick. There was a picture on the mantle that showed her with two teenagers which I can only assume were hers but no man in the picture, interesting.She was a while making the coffee and I must admit I was feeling a little uneasy but she soon entered with a tray, 2 mugs of coffee and a small plate of digestives.“Are these yours?” I asked pointing to the picture on the mantle, she smiled “Yes Frank” she said, “that’s Sarah and Steve, they are with their father, he went off with some young tart and they.