Jones: Specializing in Odds and Ends."Everybody loved it.The following are totally offensive and tasteless humor. Caution is advised.1. I got invited ...to a party and was told to dress to kill. Apparently a turban, beard, and a backpack wasn't what they had in mind.2. After a night of drink, drugs and wild sex, Rick woke up to find himself next to a really ugly woman. That's when he realized he had made it home safely.3. Seven wheelchair athletes have been banned from the Paralympics after they. Perfect, that'd work out better for what I had planned for this evening.I reach over and grab Lew by the dick and pull him towards me and onto the bed. I lay back and get him to straddle over my face. He has massive balls and I fill my mouth with them and stroke them with my tongue. He moans out, "Oh! Fuck!" And I sit up enough to get his cock into my mouth.His five-inch prick has a narrow shaft and a bulbous head. The shaft was lighter at the top than the bottom as he'd been circumcised as an. She'd had him in her mouth, and he loved how the jizz spilled from her mouth as she laughed.Tonight though, she was alone. She was on the phone, having phone sex with someone. She had the covers mostly over her, so he couldn't see too much, but he knew she had the smaller of her two vibes in use. He didn't have audio to know who she was talking to.Stan stroked himself, watching his daughter stroke herself. Watching her hand rise and fall as the vibe went in and out. She came nicely, closed her. "So how did this subject come up? Was his hand up your skirt at thetime? Was he offering you money for a shag?" she said amusedly butthere was a hint of jealousy there too."No! And I wasn't wearing a skirt I was wearing a ball gown." Valerietried to make light of it."Well when I worked the streets I often saw snotty young lads frompublic schools looking for a shag. The prossies would take them fordouble what they should be paying because the young blokes had no ideahow much it really was.