."Tracy unveiled her part in the plan."I'll introduce you to a friend of mine at a party this weekend. Her name is Ruth. She's perfect. She's totally ...out of the closet, and she owes me a favor. You two can find a nice quiet corner, spend some time making out, and I'll arrange to bring Alana over so that she can see the two of you together. Your credentials as a lesbian will be established, and Alana will see that you're no longer on the market."It was a tidy solution, Shannon had to admit,. I kept my eyes on the TV momentarily, pretending as if I was actually watching, all the while I ruffled Chris hair. Slowly, I slid onto the armrest. Not the empty seat next to Chris, but the armrest, ensuring that our bodies would be right next each other, connected. Gently, I placed Chris hand and forearm on my thigh, deliberately making both our guests green with envy! uh, no. Im okay he muttered. Sure? Yeah Ok, just let me know if you are honey! I smiled, pulling him in for a hug. I played. Then I notice how fast time flies when I’m with her. Because to me it feels like two minutes later that the doorbell rings. She goes to the door, and I start to set the table. The food is good however I mention that it’s not as good as last night. She wishes she had cooked, so she could claim a naked dishwasher as a reward. Laughing we finish our meal and much to her dismay we do the dishes, fully clothed. She packs a bag and we leave her house. An hour later, we arrive at the hotel. In the. You know, I don't believe any of us said more than two words during the whole meal.But Sylvia must have been doing some thinking though, because very suddenly after the meal she started to change her position to a more conciliatory stance. I'll admit that she could only do this because I had -- I suppose some folks would say childishly -- switched into dumb mode. I refused to reply or react in any way when she spoke to me. Come-on fella's, we've nearly all had the missus play that card at least.