Jenn took the covers off the bed and replaced them with the down comforter saying when the snow stopped the temperature would drop fast.During the aft...ernoon, Tommy came on the radio to crow about the weather. After a while Nancy was tired of being ragged on and said, "Ann and I will give you a kiss if you come and collect it now."Tommy said, "You have to be crazy, if you think I'm going over there to kiss you." What's the matter Tommy, scared of a little snow?" asked Ann."A little snow? The. ”We paid for the bear and left ‘Zabrina’s.’ when we were in the car on our way home I tried reasoning with my wife. “I still think that Jenny is too young to have something put inside her even if it were that small.” I told my wife. She tried again to tell me that she wasn’t too young but I wasn’t being convinced. “Honey I just remember being a virgin entails it will hurt the first time.” I think my wife already knew that but I said it anyways. “We’re going to have to help her use the teddy. I’ll be done slappin’ the hog by then.”“Cool!” Said Richard Widemouth “I’ll hook you up with this dude Leroy Shempkowski. He jams a mean “Theme from Rocky” and he’s learning “76 Trombones”. He wants to jam with you.”“Cool” said Bob Blobluto “I’d suck on his seed blaster too, unless he’s a fat ass.”“Oh, he’s not fat” offered Richard Widemouth in a voice that cracked with a custard sound. “He’d let you slurp on his chode until he shoots a load of baby batter into your gappin’ yapper. Do you have. From there, we went home. It had been a long day, and we climbed back onto Air Force One, and I planned to sleep a chunk of it. It was about a nine-hour flight, although with the time change, we would arrive back in D.C. about three hours after we took off. Very weird. We would sleep most of the night on the plane, and then land in the middle of the night, and I would be up all night after that.Marilyn and I loaded last, and we simply settled into some of the seats in the front. Think first.
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