The same thing was happening with Lorraine, buried under a mountain of buff men. One of them got me into a headlock. It was Gloria, a gorilla. Of all ...the girls, she was the most muscular, even stronger than Betty and just shy of her physique being a turnoff. She had thick black hair not just on her head, but around her neck like a scarf. Not only did she have the hands of a lumberjack, her toes, while no longer as dexterous as they were when she was a gorilla, were still long enough for her to. “Probably my second day in Iraq. People trying to kill you tends to focus you immensely!”“What happened?”I didn’t answer her immediately. I removed my sunglasses and polished them with the tail of my shirt and then put them back on. I just looked out at the lake. It was calm and the only thing marring the glassy surface were the occasional ripples from a boat cruising along.Riley sensed I wasn’t going to answer her, so she stood and grabbed her lawn chair. “Sorry, Dad.”“It was our second day at. I kept the ice bucket full, made sure that the booze didn't run out and that the bowls of chips, pretzels and dip didn't run out. The party had been going on for a couple of hours when suddenly I began to feel uncomfortable. I don't know why, I just did. I noticed, or thought I did, that people were looking at me with strange looks on their faces and on a couple of guys I would have to say that their looks seemed like smirks. At the time I didn't wonder about it, it just seemed strange is. "Nice ta meetcha."Not wanting to seem rude, he replied, "I'm Robby, Doug's neighbor." With a puzzled look, he said to her, "I'm sorry, I can't figure out your costume. What are you supposed to be?"She grinned at the floor, putting her hands behind her back and twisting her upper body back and forth. Then, suddenly, she whipped her head up and opened her mouth wide with a hiss! Robby was so startled he nearly dropped his beer, managing to steady himself before making a mess. As he considered.
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