‘She then yells, ‘I’ll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who’s at the door.’TELL ME THIS WON’T HAPPEN TO US!!!!‘I CAN HEAR J...UST FINE!’Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were playing golf one fine March day. One remarked to the other, ‘Windy, isn’t it?’ ‘No, ‘ the second man replied,‘it’s Thursday.’ And the third man chimed in, ‘So am I. Let’s have a beer.’TELL ME THIS WON’T HAPPEN TO US!!!!A little old lady was running up and down the halls in a nursing home. As she walked,. I finally turned to Gina and my husband. They had stopped and she was sitting on his lap looking in our direction; his cock pointing comically from between her thighs. My husband was looking over her shoulder but both his hands were caressing and massaging the front of each breast; tenderly rubbing the nipples.I turned to Robert and smiled. “Fuck that was good,” I told him.“My turn now, you lovely,” Gina said as she slid off my husband and stood up.Gina and I swapped places. The men changed. With or without erections. It didn't mean we had to have sex. It just meant that we felt really, really good at that moment. Of course, if we couldn't get rid of our woody, a lot of us would just go off in private somewhere and masturbate. I had the biggest penis of all the guys and so I was both teased and envied... and I loved every moment of it because I knew they were jealous. Plus, once I became more confident with the opposite sex, a big cock also opened many doors (or pussies as the case. We talked for hours as we unloaded the hay into the barn. My new body impressed my dad. We got into a arm contest. I won. Then the old man said, “you won that one but you still cant whip the old man.” That started a wrestling match. We were having a great time playing. Mom came out to referee the match. Before long we had Mom in the hay with us. I felt a hand on my cock and looked down. It was my Mom’s hand and I got hard. During the play I touched Moms crotch as well, she smiled a big smile at.