Recently, I’ve taken to wearing tight-fitting yoga leotards at the grocery store, just to see the reaction I’d get. Black leotards and white ones ...don’t get nearly the same reaction as my flesh-toned tan ones. I love it when I see a guy stalking me from one aisle to another, without saying a word.I was walking through Walmart last week, wearing some very short running shorts and a mid-thigh length t-shirt, when I overheard an older guy asking his buddy if he thought I was wearing anything under. "Shush," replied Tanya. "Not another word."Tanya smiled as she turned to walk out of the hotel; she smiled at the thought of them meeting her friends. They had already met Jack and Fay and the serendipity of the arrangement could not have been more perfect.****************************************"So what does Tanya do again?" asked Jack.As Jack took the last step off the aircraft gangway, Fay was busy trying to re-position her trolley case from toppling over. Jack watched Fay wrestling with her. "You mean he dresses up in this stuff?" Yes, lots of men like to make themselves girly. See how soft and silkythese stocking feel. Can't you imagine them caressing your legs andcan't you feel yourself hugged by a sexy garter belt to hold them up.Admit it Harry," she teased him, "this stuff turns you on. You want towear it, don't you?" she coaxed. "Go ahead, I won't tell." No," I don't."How, about if you were a girl, then you'd want to wear it, wouldn'tyou." I'm not a girl, Hermione." You. "Yeah. I replied, "We went down to Huntington and rode as few waves and caught a few rays." I tried for surfer chic with this comment, but might have overdone it a tad."What I heard was you copped a few feels, burned like a lobster and couldn't get your shitmobile running because your windows were all stuck and you couldn't open the doors." She was smirking as she said all this.This little "biatch" was starting to grate on my nerves."Actually Donna, we all had a great time at the beach. I can't.
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