"We'll both grab a card, and whoever gets the highest gets to go first," said Lisa. I reached into the pile that lay before us on the ground and grabb...ed a card, turning it over to reveal the big A on the other side."Well as long as I get anything higher than a one I win," she said playfully.She reached in and pulled out a card, turning it over and waving it in my face."A Queen for the Queen," she said in a mocking tone.I quickly fired back, "Yah, more like a drama Queen." Whatever, Brian, truth. Moral of the story: In life, no one helps you once you're screwed.SIMPLE TRUTH #2When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and say, "Congrats".But, none of them come and touch the man's penis and say, "Good job".Moral of the story: "Hard work is never appreciated."the Five Rules to Remember in Life1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than on a bicycle.2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the ass-hole's name.3. If you help someone when. Plötzlich erhöht sie das Tempo und fängt an zu keuchen und presst heraus „fick mich, fick mich, mach mich fertig, mir kommt es gleich ….. aaaaaah, jetzt, schneller, oooooohhh, ich komme. In mir steigen die Säfte auf und ich spüre wie der Samen in meinen Schwanz schießt und nach außen drängt.Plötzlich werde ich wach, merke dies, drücke meinen Penis unterhalb der Eichel zusammen um zu vermeiden dass der Samen auf das Betttuch spritzt und gehe so zur Toilette wo ich meiner Erleichterung freien. "Thought I could hang around for a bit. Dad and I are fighting." "Again?!" he yelled. "You two are always going at it aren't you?" "Seems like it, huh?" I asked. "Well man, you can hang out, but it turns out I'm going too. Got a hot date tonight myself," he said with a smirk. "But dad's here, and he's not so bad." "Yeah," I replied. "Your dad's cool. Thanks man." "No problem. He's in the living room watching the game. See ya later, Tom," he added as he got in his.