”So Paddy hangs from the rafters by his feet shouting “I’m a light bulb. I’m a lightbulb, look at me I’m a light bulb.”The foreman sees hi...m and shouts “Paddy ... You are crazy ... Get yourself off home.”Then the foreman sees Mick packing his bag and says “Mick ... where do you think you are going?”Mick says Well I can’t work in the dark can I”?This one is from joevsr‎Valentine’s DayBar Stool #1 “What did you get your wife for Valentine’s Day??Bar Stool #2 “Nothing, She did not use what I got. ."I grabbed her again, this time with more force."Nonsense. You pussy is the most beautiful one I have ever seen. You don't need to be ashamed for it." She resisted at first, but when she realized I want going to stop, her strength faded. I led her fingers along her labia, her dripping little hole and finally to her clit. After moving her finger in circles a few times I let go, only to see her pull back yet again.SMACK. A backhand to her thigh and an angry look was all that it took to get her. She did manage to keep her eyes off of him, but she still wasn’t really able to concentrate on the conversation with Gary. Only when the stranger and his date were leaving did Julie look up. And damn if the guy wasn’t looking right at her again. He was smirking at Julie, even as he held his date’s jacket for her. ‘Are you okay?’ Gary asked. Julie snapped her gaze back to her husband. ‘Yeah, I just…’ she had no idea what to say. ‘You look a little… weird or something.’ The concern in Gary’s. And how he'd cried with her, explaining why. The two of them laughing together, so happy that it would never be a problem again. Of course she'd give Daddy an erection when she sat in his lap ... what was wrong with that?The psychodrama had gotten deeper as Jessie and his wife had talked about their feelings of competition with one another for Hal's affections, while they made love with one another. He had been watching the two of them exploring their mutual feelings of jealousy; Tori for.