. It was the old days of the American west. A young man has left his home back east, to seek his fortune in the wide open spaces. He arrives in town, ...and sees the local saloon has a ‘HELP WANTED’ sign in the window.He goes into the bar, and speaks to the owner, who sizes him up, and offers him the job. He adds this: “One thing. If you ever hear, ‘Big John’s a-comin’’, just get out of here as fast as you can!”He works there for a few weeks, when one day, he’s cleaning the place, and there’s an. .. pretty in a fem way, you like that? hmmm, i blushed a little then thought for a minute, wasn't sure if i should tell the truth, then thought, of course, tell the truth! so i smiled sweetly at him and answered, yes, I like looking like a girl very much! yeah, i bet, he replied, you look so hot, it must be nice to be so pretty, and, i'm not gay, i'm just saying! he stared at me. awww, i smiled big, said thank you, and put my hand on his and rubbed it sweetly, i'm not gay either but i am bi and. Json said we could hardly see any join at the waist and the guy said that was one of the good points about it. We stayed there in the lounge in just the latex and a T shirt and then the Techinican came in and carefully removed the anal tube and catheter and said we were finished, he again reminded us of the lifetime guarantee. Jase and myself went home and that was that.The next morning Jason and myself were still in bed and he said "can you feel any join at all at your waist?, it feels. " Stan was making out with Sandy. I watched them." In the dark?" The moon lit things up enough to see." No kidding." You were too busy fondling Jan to notice." Did Bob put any moves on you?" I would certainly hope so. I'm not exactly ugly. And with everyone else sexing it up, we didn't sing hymns." How far did you let him go?" I can't remember exactly. He did kiss me." Did you kiss him back." No. I spent the whole time cheerleading for you to score with Jan." Be serious. I want to know." Sorry,.