’ He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he wrote a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The mo...re I abused him the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn’t care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said, ‘Clinton in ‘16.’ I try to have a little fun each day now that I’m retired. It’s important to my health.This One Is Compliments of Charm_BHere’s one I found funny:All. He had a good laugh and said he should be a sissy too. ''If you have a small dick like that, you might as well get fucked''. Joe was a thin 6 incher at best. I sucked Gentlemen Spice quite long. I went to the table. Hands on the table. Bend slightly down. My ass was up thanks to my high heels. Gentlemen Spice pulled my skirt up, lift down my thong. My asshole was exposed. He started to lick my ass hole well. I told Joe to get the lube in my purse. Joe help lube my man pussy and fingered it to. I just wondered. It's really rude of me to ask. I only... I did once... when I was in college. I had an... affair, I guess you'd call it, with my roommate. Evangelina Torres. She was from Puerto Rico." Did you ever think of doing it again?" Laura said, after a long pause. "Just curious."Sara turned her head sideways on the pillow to look at Laura. But she said nothing."I don't think you're ugly without your wig, if you want to know," Laura whispered."You're sweet," Sara said softly. "Let's go. "See you tonight, kids." Come on, Nancy, take your robe off and show Carl your goodies!" Toni exclaimed, a can of beer in her right hand.It was evening, the four had driven up to the lake in Carl's sporty new Plymouth, the stretch of beach along the lake was nearly deserted, and they had all the necessities for a real picnic. Nancy knew why Toni wanted to return here; she had lost her cherry in the bushes that day while Nancy and Henry had driven to the little store and tavern around the rim of.