So u stay with inlaws?She- I and my mother in law are there, last year my father in law passed away.Me- oh, ok.She was looking cunningly and in a sedu...ctive manner.She- what about you?Me- I m working in MNC in Hinjewadi. I stay with my uncle and aunt in Wakad. My parents stay in Mumbai, usually, I visit them on weekends.She- nice.She- do u have a girlfriend?Me- no!!! I m single.She- Be frank, dear.Me- really 200% I m frankly speaking. Actually, I didn’t find one, I m interested in having. If she washere today, I'd tell her to get a toyboy of her own and leave methe hell alone."The audience booed happily. Alisha smiled, "Well, you can tellher yourself! Anna, come on in!"The audience roared it's approval as an overweight and clearlyvery angry middle aged woman marched on stage and lunged straightfor her husband. She was quickly pulled off him by security, butshe was laughing rather than angry as she was held by them.Bill looked down to see a small syringe sticking out of his.   But that's just the way some men are I guess.   Christ, even my ex-husband couldn't keep his eyes off of them." You never looked at the cheerleaders and thought about them sexually?" she asked sincerely. "Be truthful." No, I never did. I did admire their hard work. I know being a cheerleader isn't all fun and games. If done right, it's difficult and time consuming. I think sometimes I was disturbed by the way they acted so innocent. I've seen some of them pretty flirtatious around. The Scotsman listens as the crowd again cheers "RUN!! RUN!!".The Scotsman is enjoying the game and begins screaming with the fans.The fifth batter comes up and four balls go by,The Umpire calls: "Walk."The batter starts his slow trot to first base.The Scot stands up and screams, "Run ye lazy bastard, run!"The people around him begin laughing.Embarrassed, the Scot sits back down.A friendly fan notes the man's embarrassment, leans over and explains, "He can't run -- he has four balls."The Scot.