4 Why do women fake orgasms?Because they think men care.5 If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what haveyou done wrong?Made her... chain too long.6 Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probablynever be able to support you.7 Why do women have smaller feet than men?It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closerto the kitchen sink.8 Why do men pass gas more than. Holding both sides of my head in his big hands, he proceeded to shove his big hard massive cock in and out of my mouth, shoving it all the way in balls deep and I felt his balls bounce against my chin as he fucked me in the mouth. In and out shoving it down my throat. My cock rose up as I sat naked on the bed sucking this giant of a man in and out of my mouth. I reached down and stroked my own cock as Oscar stroked his in and out of my mouth. I felt his cum rising up out of his balls, into his. But I wanted her to watch Steve suck cock. I went over and found an old table and drag it over to where they were. Steve was still passed out. I turn to her and said, you know who is the first to leave the partydon't you. She was crying now and shook her head yes. I took Steve down and place him on the table on his back. I pull him up until his head was over the edge of the table. I then tie each leg to the legs of the table. Giving Steve a couple of slaps across the face woke him in pain. I. He got his muscles tossing bales of hay like they were softballs. “Uh, maybe we shouldn’t do this,” he whispered. “I don’t have any condoms.”“Silly boy, I’m a virgin and I’ll bet you are, too.” Jakob simply nodded. “And,” she continued, “I’ve been on the pill since I was twelve. I guess my mother couldn’t imagine anyone who was as developed as me not wanting to fuck my eyes out. But, here I am s*******n and a virgin—but not much longer, I hope. All my contacts with boys always seemed so wrong;.