From that moment on I underwent a metamorphosis from party boy to preppy. I only went to bars, night spots and frat parties with Abby on my arm. If sh...e was not available, I stayed home. I started wearing pressed clothes and stopped wearing jeans on weekdays. Eventually we would attend cultural events and actually enjoy them.There was not much of the school year left. I sailed through my finals. The Browns came to Manhattan to attend Neil's graduation ceremony. He was going on to graduate. Iand he were naked yet neither felt wrong or out of place. I then spotteda touch of blue floating in the wind and followed it until it landedaround the boy's feet. He giggled as it tickled his legs and slowly bentdown and picked up a dress. The blue frilly dress slid around his body asif it was growing up his legs and over his hips and stomach. The boy senthis arms into the puffed shoulders and down the long sleeves. He lookedup and smiled. A boy in a pretty blue dress.It was a mark of. I crossed over to where they hung, taking in her wide, panic-filled eyes. Selecting a leather flogger, I swung it casually by my side, waiting for her to notice me. Her eyes swept over mine quickly, dropping instead to the device held in my hand. “Oh no. Oh god no. Please.”“Take off your clothes, Rachel.” “I’m really sorry.” She was crying now. “Please, not this.” “Take off your clothes, Rachel.” Her head flicked towards the door, although a quick calculation told her she wouldn’t make it there. Q: What did one boob say to the other boob?A: You’re my breast friend.Q: Why was the mermaid wearing sea shells?A: Her boobs were too big for B shells.Q: Why did God give women boobs and nipples?A: To make suckers out of men!Q: What do call the moisture on Dolly Parton’s chest?A: Mountain DEWQ: What do you call that patch of hair between an old ladys tits?A: Her snatch.Q: What does Kentucky Fried Chicken and a woman have in common?A: If you take away the legs and the breast you’re left with a.