Two or three night later, I nailed Rene to the back seat of the old clunker my dad had so thoughtfully provided. Rene was happy, she had landed the co...llege boy she wanted to show off to her friends and family. I was happy, I got a regular piece of ass. Seemed like a fair trade to me.Rene came from a large family. Lower income, red neck, blue collar. She had three or four younger sisters at home and at least one older brother and two sisters that had already left home. Her mother was a mousey. “I am here because the board recently received a letter from one of the parents complaining that their daughter was caned. As you know, two years ago the board forbid any corporal punishment. I am here to resolve the situation.”She glares at me with those big, round eyes of hers. I can feel her irritation at having anyone second guess her. Her lips are pursed, her nose is wrinkling the way she would when she was angry. “I already explained to the board that Minu was caught stealing, and this. On arriving, Sara and I walked up the footpath when my sister came out of the house. I could see the smile on her face as she said, “well it looks like you two could have been doing a little more than moving her gear into the house. Playing mummy and daddy have we.” With that I began laughing along with Sara and Karen. We went inside and out into the kitchen. As we stopped Karen turned to me and hugged me.Grabbing me around my waist. I looked down at her, as she turned her mouth to me and. A cruise in the Caribbean. Images oftall ships and pirates popped into my mind. I had to laugh.Andy asked, "What's so funny?"I said, "You in old time sea clothing with an earring. Now beer mewench."Andy said as he tossed me a can. "Right back at ya Jack you scurvyseadog."We both laughed at the thought of being on a fast sloop with rum andwenches raiding the seas and driving the Royal Navy crazy.The next morning I called five travel agents. The first four had nooptions. The last was BTG Travel..