"What happened then?" She didn’t respond for a few moments."I don’t know exactly how or when it happened," she finally continued. "But suddenly I ...found that I was dancing topless and then totally nude. I remember wondering how I got that way when I noticed that all of the men were also naked. Mike was dancing right in front of me and he took my hand and put it on his thing. Oh, Mark, it was massive! At least twice as large as yours." I doubted that. I have a good seven inches and I couldn’t. What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?A. You can bung your load in a washing machine and it won't call you a week later.Q. Why did god create Adam before he created eve?A. Because he didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam.Q. What is a lesbian's favorite thing to eat?A. A Klondike BarQ. What did the elephant say to the naked man?A. "How do you breath through something so small?"Q. Why don't women wear watches?A. There's a clock on the stove!Q. What doesn't belong. He placed his cock in my hands and wrapped my fingers around it, stroking it. It was hard, warm and slippery wet. He held my hands tightly around it as he moved in and out. I mumbled a muffled 'Mmummph' each time I felt the head of his cock slide through my hands poking me in between my ass cheeks.Soon I was stroking him willingly, he seemed to like me, and enjoyed our time alone together. He talked to me the whole time. Whispering how cute I was, and how much he wanted to make me his little. ’ ‘Then why don’t you explain to me why you were so civil to him?’ Darbie listened intently as Keely detailed her morning encounter with Rhianna along with the phone call that just ended. When Keely was done, Darb gently asked if Keely was sure about forgiving Paul. ‘Darb, it was like a total moment of clarity. I wasn’t angry any more, and it wasn’t because he gave Beth a job. Although, that did help me remember that he was a good person before his one indiscretion. One mistake shouldn’t negate.