Today it was Alice who noticed him drive up in the tractor and who ran outside squealing "UNCLE BOB!"She slammed into him, crushing her big teen breas...ts into his chest as she reached her face up for a kiss. Her arms went around him in an attempted bear hug, but he grabbed her first, lifting her off the ground and swinging her in a circle as she squealed some more.Then he kissed her.Bob had decided, when the girls were fourteen and fifteen, that pecks on the cheek were no longer appropriate.. As it played along, Julia had allowed me a little of her alcohol, pouring it into my glass of cola. The taste certainly made me feel a little more at ease, and relaxing.The scene came up, of Lindsay and the others performing their little number on stage dressed as Santa’s. Something I occasionally jerked off to when I could.With me more at ease and relaxed, watching the film, I hadn’t really taken much notice that my cock had started to grow hard.As I sat there, my bulge was becoming more. Admiring another work of art perhaps? But this time in motion. She feels him climb onto the bed behind them then suddenly feels something probe her forbidden place which makes her stop dead."Panting she speaks "not there I don't like it"Her brain remembers the couple of time she tried anal sex and she didn't enjoy it but didn't not enjoy it - it just didn't seem to be her thing."Ah but you said I choose what's next so you have to keep your promise!" he swiftly replied.She looked at her husband. .One turned to the other and said, “Man, I can’t believe I blew thirty bucks in there!”What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?A man will actually search for a golf ball.What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?You can unscrew a lightbulb.What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?We’re closed. Beat it.How do you embarrass an archaeologist?Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it comes from.I took a poop in the elevator. I’m taking this.