Before she left Sally asked Beth, ?With your husband away so much, do you missthe company of a man?. ?Yes I do? she replied. ?I must tell you in confi...dence;there are many exciting ways a woman can be satisfied other than laying onher back with a man on top. I feel sure my Henry has other women when his shipis in port. When he comes home he does things to me I have never heard aboutand I miss them when he is away?. One evening the Lord and his son were finishingsupper when the squire approached. .actually, Mrs. B. is...sexy, does that make sense?" I giggled nervously, the third vodka taking full hold.He laughed, standing, coming to me, those hands gently framing my face, his sweet breath brushing my face as he kissed my cheeks."Very sexy Mrs. B.," he said, kissing one, and then the other with "Very sexy..."Our lips met and it was long, incredibly sexy, mouths opening, tongues gently probing, me moaning, Marco's hands around my neck caressing the slightly sagging and wrinkled flesh,. . The dispatcher said,‘Stay calm ... An officer is on the way.’ A few minutes later, the officer radios in ‘Disregard.’ He says.‘He got in the back-seat by mistake.’TELL ME THIS WON’T HAPPEN TO US!!Three sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96, live in a house together. One night the 96-year-old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells to the other sisters,‘Was I getting in or out of the bath?’ The94-year-old yells back, ‘I don’t know. I’ll come up and see.’ She starts up the stairs and. "I told youhe was too pretty to be a boy," she smugly reminded them. I was flooredwhen they all sincerely commented on what a beautiful little girl Imade! They seemed genuinely astonished by my altered appearance, andthey stood me in front of a mirror so I could see, too.I was shocked to see that I really did look like a pretty pre-pubescentgirl. The feminine hairstyle completely altered my features, softeningmy jaw line and making me look even more like a real girl. I wasthrilled and yet so.