I definitely was.But I was married. End of that fantasy. Another case of blue balls.Back to dinner. We went out for dinner and sat across from each ot...her in a booth. Mid-way through the dinner, I looked down under the table and noticed her boots. I think some women call them the “come fuck me” boots. Very sexy. Did I dare? I hesitated, but not for long. I reached down and grabbed one of her feet, by the boot, and stretched it up toward me.“What are you doing?” she asked.“Trust me...let me just. "I suspected as much," my father said with a little smile. "Was it all right?" A whole lot better than all right," I told him."What has happened to you?" my mother asked."Hormones and love. Should I go on, now? Mother, if you think you're shocked now, you ain't heard nothing yet." So, then I went on with the events of today. All of them. Even the horrible ones. When I got to the part about my little episode with Eric, I thought Mom's face was going to freeze in horror. And then I got to the. I was horny as hell and was gonna jack off looking at some old ladies on a senior dating site using my fake profile. I had just made some adjustments to my search settings changing the distance to within a 5 mile radius. The Age limit for women over 65 and the contact preference to Dating or Sex Only. I was scrolling thru pictures when I came across a familiar face. I recognized the picture as one of my neighbors, a lady named Ms. Lilly that lives across the street and 3 houses down the block.. Many, many tickets were sold...There was a full crowd of (very) horny fans cheering in the auditorium. Kate's PR people had told her that it was a sold out crowd. And millions more were watching on TV. There was no way that Kate or Nadya would be able to back out of this now. They had both signed air-tight contracts and the lawyer was very adamant about that fact. More than a little nervous, she gulped and then got ready to go out and finally show that damned 'Octomom' who was the real star.