Maybe once this morning, and once tonight. You have got to be the ultimate limp dick. Sandy told me you are never able to satisfy her."He was getting ...to me, despite my best efforts to stay calm. "You know what? I don't have to take this shit from you. I'm going upstairs and spend the night with my wife."And that's exactly what I did, or at least the 'going upstairs' part. The rest of it is a matter for interpretation.I let myself in with my key card and saw that the room was dark as soon as I. Then, even more softly I admitted, "My middle name is Parker."I'm a direct descendent of Mary Parker."Half of my friends exclaimed, "Wow!" The others incredulously uttered, "No WAY!!!" Why didn't you tell us before?" Tom asked."I didn't figure it out until a few seconds ago. I put it all together from some of my family history I remembered and combined it with what Soon Lee had found on the internet."As a youngster I'd asked my parents about my middle name and why they'd chosen it. They said it. The colonel sorted it all out by yanking down both their britches in public and using his personal paddle to redden them up to a nice shade of purple. Sandy never uttered a peep but the Eskimo bitch cried and sobbed like a pussy the entire time.With the Alaskan reinforcements and the new weapons from the San Diego headquarters, The Colonel's road enforcement unit was ready for the spring campaign. They had been finding a lot of body parts lately that indicated some of the looters had taken to. She grabbed me by my waist and pressed her lips against mine,her lips were soft and wet.I put my hands on her hips,sucking her tongue, we kept catching each others tongue in circular motion. We went towards the shower kissing , water pouring on our bodies,I took off my clothes and pressed her breasts and pinched her nipples hard, she was moaning softly. I put my mouth on her left boob, sucking it like a juicy mango and pinching her right nipple in circular way. I took the bodywash lotion.