In any case he would be extremely thirsty. The bottle jammed under the seat was sealed and unopened and he would certainly check it for any leaks but ...there would be none. I had used the needle through the roughening at the bottom and the miniature hole had then been sealed with glue. With the stuff I gave him it should look like he’d got sick from food poisoning or from bad water. Who was I trying to convince here? Most probably nobody would care, since he was known to be an arrogant and. . 'What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Susie jumped up and shouted, 'If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'The nun faintedTypical Newfie WeddingThis fight breaks out at a Newfie wedding. Chairs are flying and women are crying.The police show up and arrest all the men involved in the scuffle.They all are brought to the court house and all you can hear is chatter."Order in my court", screams. Scott knew women and men in his gym that would kill for calves like that. It was no wonder that she was able to elevate all the way over the net when she played volleyball and spike the ball consistently for points. He wondered briefly what she would look like in a pair of strappy heels. Probably fuckin’ fantastic. The other reason that Scott had asked Ruth-Ann Miller to sit on the couch instead of the chairs in the front of his desk was plainly obvious. Anyone who sat on the couch would. ..I will drag you to my wedding as a bestman even if I gotta find you and tie you" i said shaking him a little, he laughed and looked at me wiping out his tears."Thanks...hum..I have something for you..." He said running up and coming back in 1 minute with a white envelope."Promise me you will only open it on the day I go away...and it's 5 days from today...and...text me everyday" He said smiling."Of course I will.."I said grabbing the envelope."10 minutes..."His father said from inside the.