Aap lagaona.Aunty mere hath pe cream lagati hui boli: Yahi bolegi ki uska beta shareer se to bada ho gaya par dimaag se chota bachcha hi hai.Main soch...ne laga parso raat ke baad se to maa mere bare mein ab kabhi aisa nahi sochegi. Aur khaas kar kal raat jab . Uske baad to maa mujhe chota bachcha ab kabhi nahi manne wali.Main: To aap maanti ho ki main shareer se bada ho hi gaya.Aunty: Isme maanne ki kya baat hai. Dekha na maine sab.Main samajh gaya woh kis bare mein kah rahi thi. Fir bhi unse. "Her stepfather was panicking completely, seeing the source of a much needed £200 a week slipping out of his hands. "I will not have it!" he barked. "Our daughter should not be a kept woman Vera!" What ever do you mean?" his wife said outraged. "I'm sure she will be nothing of the sort. Mr. Sanders seems like a real gentleman of the old school." Ha! I forbid it. That's my final word on the matter!" her husband declared as Jennie slipped out the door to catch her train.They all converged at 8.30. Aisa kehke maine unka haath pakad liya. Unhone bola ye galat hai, main tumse bohot badi hun age mein.Maine haath choda, sorry bola and kaha mujhe maaf kardo par main aapko bohot chahta hun and itna kehke maine emotional face bana liya. Aunty ne thodi smile di, aur meri taraf tirchi nazron se dekhte huye pucha “Kitna.”Doston, yahi mauka tha, main samajh gaya ke loha garam hai aur aunty sab jaanti hai. Maine unka haath kaske pakda aur apne fadakte lund pe rakh diya aur kaha “Itna”.Aunty hadbada. To be fair the site was not incorrect. I had found a date, someone quite simply known as Jo. I organised from my end the time and venue and sat the week out waiting for Saturday evening.My sister took me to Freddie's Dinner in the centre of town. I was nervous to say the least but then what could go wrong. It was just a blind date. I wasn't getting married that very evening. As I watched the flecks of rain on the window and the lights from the many nightclubs I started to get that yucky.