That damn deer was so buried in the chokecherries that the only part visible was an inch of antler tip. But she saw it, half a mile away and uphill. A...s you drive away, you both mutter, "can't see game, my ass," you with a frown of consternation and her with a vindictive grin.Got a problem with burglars? Let just one of them bad guys get close to her baby and you're calling the morgue for a pick up. Gentler sex my ass. Timid? not MY wife.We were living in northern Wyoming, when the sheriff came. Claire didn't seem to mind the odor at all.When they tried to hail a cab, they found a new problem. "I do not carry derelicts in my vehicle," the Bosnian driver told them."What's your name? I'm going to call Immigration," Claire demanded. The driver sped away.Rachel thought fast. She whipped out her phone and punched in a new number. "Sam, we just got a mixed blessing. Get one of your SUVs and come get us. We're in front of our offices. Make it quick, please."Sam arrived in the limo Rachel had. Finally we stop and she steps out of the shower. I dry my self quickly and then slowly dry her off with a big thick towel. "Now I want a massage. Do you know how to give a girl a good massage. "Oh yes Miss Audrey I can give a good massage." I answer. I had never given one before but I had read a book onmassages. "You had better." she warns. Audrey walks into the bedroom and lays face-down on my bed. I get some lotion and get on the bed kneeling beside her. I squirt some lotion on her back and. A high, plaintive mewl escaped her lips as I rubbed it, driving her to the very edge of bliss, before I pushed her over the cliff. "Uhh, yes, yes, ohh, fuck! I'm gonna come!" she screamed, her strangled gasps rolling out of her as if she'd been caught in an unstoppable tide. Then, her whole body convulsed as her orgasm exploded through her. I'd never seen a woman come so hard, and I continued to strum her clit as she quaked in my lap. "Yeah, that's it, come for me like that, you little slut,” I.