If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I’ve never heard before, I’ll let you go.”The man looked at the trooper and said, “Last... week my wife ran off with a State Trooper and I thought you were bringing her back.”The trooper replied, “Have a nice day.”While in line at the bank one afternoon, my kid decided to release some pent-up energy and started to run amuck.I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons.I told her that. The masturbation session in the bathtub had released a few hormones adding fuel to the fire that always seemed to be smoldering in my loins, stoned or sober. I was still hard and my scrotom was drawn up. When I got really stoned I always got horny. And when I got horny I sometimes got reckless. If I had a hard-on I would do anything. I had fantasized in the tub about Weezie sneaking into my room later that night wearing one of their negligees hot for my dick because Sal had passed out in a. He said he did,and slid his hands up my top and cupped my tits.I lowered myself down to his face and kissed him hungrily.He kissed me back then roughly spun me around until I was on my back and he stood up.He opened his leather belt,then his buttons on his Levi jeans.He pulled them down and his cock sprung out.He asked me if I like what I saw. I responded by taking him in my mouth.He gasped as I reached around and grabbed his arse cheeks and sucked his cock.It tasted amazing,and smelt soapy. They can’t all be for Simon, but I guess he is a very greedy prick though.” “Hey, Mr. Cowell is a necessary contact. He’s virtually funding our next picture, so whenever you do meet him, be very polite. He’s not out of the closet yet, so we need to keep some ‘sissy meat’, as he calls them, for him to plough into. I must admit though, you’re right, he is a bit of a prick!” “More champagne! Wilkins! Wilkins!! Chop, chop! Gosh, where did you find him?"A bell was rung in the kitchen by poor old.