With his balls tucked up inside his body, the empty scrotum wrappedround what's left of his penis and it all stuck up in place in such away that it lo...oks just like a vagina.He'll still get his male urges of course, so if you want to tease himyou can have some fun." But Mummy, I didn't want you to do all that to him, what am I going toabout sex? He may not have a big body, and I did joke about it but hereally was quite satisfactory down there." Oh don't be such a prude Mary, he's been well. She must be slipping.Anyway, we all funneled in, the girls giddy like teenagers, me somewhat less so. I had been put in charge of handling the finances for the evening and paid all of the girls’ cover charges.I had called ahead and arranged for a reserved table right near the stage. When you say “money’s-no-object,” you get whatever you like. Praise Capitalism!We all took seats around the table as a chisled, oily guy in a red Speedo and a cowboy hat gyrated on the stage overhead. His package. What if your mother catches us?” I panted out as I pressed her back against the vibrating washing machine. “Come on Rob, after the loud sex you guys had last night, she’ll sleep for hours yet.” Becky replied. She was right, after over two hours of fucking and sucking last night, Robin always took a long peaceful sleep. My mind drifted to seeing Robin riding my cock last night in a hot reverse cowgirl position. I loved to what her sexy ass, her pussy mound from behind as my thick cock spread. Now you’ll be here too so that further makes looks a non issue.’ ‘So you’re saying you want me to hire her?’ ‘I don’t know anything about her, but if she’s well qualified and you feel she’ll be reliable then why not?’ ‘I’ll think about it. She has excellent credentials in terms of reliability and culinary skills and references.’ ‘You better not tell me anymore or I will be encouraging you to hire her even though I’ve not even met her.’ ‘We’ll see. Oh, and I had lunch with Linda Whitehouse, a.