“I may look like just an ordinary guy” he said to her “but in just a few years, my father will die and I will inherit $200 million”. Impressed..., the woman asked for his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother. Women are so much better at financial planning than men.What do you call a white woman with a yeast infection? Cracker with cheese.“Dad is it better to pass or fail?” “To pass of course” “Oh good you’ll be proud of me! I passed my pregnancy test”Two life-long friends. Not a lot of people believe what they do. They are amongst the few. Bill liked conspiracy theories too. Kennedy shot by one shooter? Come on! It started innocently. It usually does. One night Jan’s back was sore and Bill was there so he massaged her back. It was only her back! The problem was, Jan had a thing for massages. They turned her right the fuck on. Bill didn’t know. How could he know. Bill was good at giving massages and Jan was getting wet between her legs. She slipped her hand down. ”so shall we go. Only you & me. If you don't mind”. I gave her smile. She smiled back. Her smile contain mixture of naughtiness in it. She replied “well… NO” in naughtiness. this I don't understand . Biggest mystery till now. Why does girls say NO to what they don't want to actually say. I looked in her eyes deeply & said “Please…..” she looked away smiling. Thinking something little a bit & said “Will you have Coffee. Wait I get it for you”. She stood up & went in a kitchen. I thought ‘what. Incredible, I thought. "We're right here as you can see. Your uncle and I have been rather lonely and, well, we thought it might be nice to be together and enjoy each other." "Mind if I watch, I've been kinda lonely myself?" "Do you mind, Zach, if she watches us?" Well, what does one say to that? "No, it's fine with me," I said as Jackie's mother rocked up and down. Jackie sat in a chair and pulled the bottom of her thong aside and began rubbing her pussy. That was all I could take and I began.