“Thank you much,” the husband grinned.“And this,” boasted Robin. “It’s a letter from Leo. Came to the big house.”“What it say,” inqu...ired Caesar.“Well, we ain’t read it, Caesar. It wunt addressed to nobody but you,” laughed Peggy.“You wanna read it to me, Robin?”“Sure!”Caesar could read, but not as well as Peggy or Robin for that matter.Robin unfolded the paper and began, “Hi Paw. I hope this letter finds you in good health. As for me I’m doing fine. I’ll be finishing my studies soon and a. Uh..." She's a real piece of work," I said.He smiled just a little. "Yeah, a piece of ... work. She likes to shake her ass around, you know?" So I've heard," I said dryly."Okay, so she's skanky. But a guy gets horny, you know? She's been jacking me off or giving me blowjobs for a long time, and once you get used to gettin' it pretty regular..." Okay, I get the picture," I said. "Have you fucked her?" Sure," he admitted. "Tommy got her first, and then Carlos ripped off a piece, but she wouldn't. Feel."Mom actually chuckled at our embarrassment, and I began to relax a little. Maybe we weren't going to get into any trouble. I was hoping that Mom would just take the vaseline back inside, tell us to behave, and leave us alone. I would never have dreamed that she would do what she did.Mom sort of sighed and said, "So here I am, trapped in a tent after midnight with two raving teenage sex fiends."She laughed a low little laugh and shrugged. "Well, as they say, you might as well just lay back. “Now it’s all balled up in your stomach and won’t go anywhere. Hiccups are your body’s effort to move stuck food.”“(Hic!)” Béla replied, frowning with misery and unwilling to tell him that he was the reason her stomach was upset.She also didn’t want to tell him she didn’t actually have a stomach, per se. The entire central part of her body was one big digestive system, capable of digesting almost anything it came in contact with. Her muscles and circulatory system were protected from it by an.
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