In her mid fifties, Linda told me she was a lady of leisure married to a rich businessman, away most of the time. It was the first time she came back ...to Paris since her college days (I didn't dare asking how many years).First, we walked to the Harris bar, a few blocks away then had dinner in a brasserie on the boulevard, next to the Opera. While eating, she made no secret she fancied me and I had to confess than mature ladies always turned me on, not telling her I was entertaining a secret. “Well I’ll make you a deal. Let’s go have dinner with Beth and Ed at my house and well continue this at another date.”Embarrassed that I’d just overstepped the boundaries with this beautiful, and compassionate new friend, I nodded and cleaned up the emotional tears I hadn’t realized I’d shed. We quickly left my house and got in her luxury car. While I barely fit in the seat, it was nice to sit in such a plush seat, and Judy was still friendly and engaging. I hadn’t realized how much I’d. Say thanks to BBBB ‎Not original but they made me smile.I am considering a new career in mirror cleaning. It is something I can see myself doing, (A Heads up:::: Jim7 applied for the job)A guy walks into a bar and asks for a beer. “That’ll be five dollars”, says the bartender, and the guy throws 20 quarters onto the floor. Reluctantly, the bartender picks up the coins and serves the beer.The next day, the guy comes into the bar, asks for a beer, and again throws 20 quarters onto the floor.On. You can do almost anything you want - put some of that energy into getting Jennifer back in your life. I know you can do it."Dave simply shrugged. Kyra squeezed his shoulders and shook him. "Who the hell are you and what have done with the Dave MacDonald I met last winter?"Dave looked into her eyes and replied, "I guess I'm just a phony."Kyra argued, "You're not and stop this self-pity bullshit. If you want to have Jennifer in your life then you have to damn well try. I can't and won't do it.