"He was so distracted by his tirade that he nearly fell over the barrel. He kicked it. It didn't move, and he hurt his foot.He hopped around on his go...od foot, holding the hurt one. He sat on the barrel, which was lying on the sand. He massaged his toes, muttering, "and damn this barrel."As he worked on his sore toes, he looked down at the barrel. Stenciled on the side of the barrel was the name "Inverness."He looked up at the sky. "If there's a god in heaven, let this be full."He got up and. .." I replied cautiously... Ashley grabbed the collar of my t-shirt and pulled me in, her lips pressed against mine, her tongue finding its way in through my parted lips. I placed my hands on her shoulder and pushed her back.... "Wha....", I began....but she cut me off.... "Do you want to fuck me?" she said with determination, her chest heaved from the few seconds of passionate kissing. She ran her hand through her hair and pushed it back behind her ear. That thing she did with her hair, and. Spock! (Pauses while Spock turns and does double take) Green blush, Mr. Spock? SPOCK: I am not a human, captain. My blood is green. KIRK: (Recovering) Mr. Spock, I need answers. Why has the laundry computer started producing only female uniforms? SPOCK: Captain, I have thus far been unable to obtain an answer to your query. I am attempting to run a diagnostic and will report further when it is complete. KIRK: Very good, Mr. Spock. (Pause) Oh, and Spock. SPOCK: Yes, Captain? KIRK: I want. " No, we aren't, we want to see you naked," Debra said."But, I'd have to ... you're really kidding me aren't you, both of you?" Take your clothes off and do it, Brad, come on we want to see you jack-off," Tina pushed."But we could get in trouble," I pleaded not knowing anything else to say."What if we do it, too?"I already had a hell of a boner and now Tina was asking me if I would do it if they would take their clothes off, too. I just seemed stunned as the prospect."Well?" Um, yeah, uh,.