" I stumbled over my own tongue and finished with a weak, "Oh." Precisely," she told me. She smiled faintly and continued, "I realize it is a shock to... learn your parents are human too."I tried another tack, "But Mom, he's a wrinkly old man. Jesus!" I could not get the vision of his gray haired old gut draped over Mom's forehead."Let me tell you a secret not even your father knows. Carl was the man who took my virginity when I was a teenager reporting for work as an intern. Carl had initiated a. ..ok...ok. Bye now!" She's in her late twenties, luxuriously blonde hair, either expensively done or natural. Perky breasts in an expensive bra, just a touch of lace showing under a clean-cut blouse. Impossibly beautiful, but shy. I smile and hold out my hand like a fairy tale prince, and laugh easily, "Sorry to interrupt, I'd be happy to dance with you tonight." She smiles back, "Hi, I'm Ashley." I play a little, "Pleased to meet you, Ashley. I'm a gentleman adventurer, call me Chas." As we. He would leave my prostrate gland in place and I would pee out of a new opening he would create in the right place. I would still generate lubricating fluid from there and would be able to orgasm. As he talked I grew very excited. I was going to be able to have sex like a real woman. He showed me some before and after pics of some of his patients and I could tell he was an expert. Their after pics were so good there was no way you could tell they were not a real woman. He had taken a pic of my. "It will be okay," I said quietly."Oh, Darin, I guess I'm too old -- just not attractive enough." That's crap and we both know it. You're the most beautiful woman I've ever known. You just need a man who's worthy of you. Someone you can trust to be there for you when you need him." I'm afraid men like that are few and far between." Maybe you don't have to look as far as you might think." What do you mean?" Sometimes the choice is obvious. Sometimes it's right under your nose. You just have to.