Looking up to heaven he said, 'Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up... me Irish Whiskey!'Miraculously, a parking place appeared.Paddy looked up again and said, 'Never mind, I found one.'Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and asks the first man he meets, 'Do you want to go to heaven?'The man said, 'I do, Father.'The priest said, 'Then stand over there against the wall.'Then the priest asked the second man,. We even left on an outfit each and got rid of our old clothes to signal our new lives as mother and daughter . My mum looked so hot after changing her hair getting her nails done ,wearing a pair of sexy platform heels ,push up bra made her cleavage irresistible to anyone walking past ,she had so many men staring at her wearing this shit hot outfit that screamed MILF . On our way home we walk past an adult shop so we look at each other and thought. He was actually sounding a little jacked up about the idea. I in truth had always had fantasies about a threesome, but hadn't the courage to bring it up."I can't wait to have a big hard cock inside me." I was fingering my slippery pussy again. We continued to talk dirty about me fucking other men until I finally found my release.Two days went by and he hadn't brought it up again. I wondered if he was only talking dirty to me and wasn't truly serious about the idea after all. I didn't want to. Telephones were one to a house, often shared (party lines) and hung on the wall in the kitchen (no cares about privacy).Computers were called calculators; they were hand cranked.Typewriters were driven by pounding fingers, throwing the carriage and changing the ribbon.INTERNET’ and ‘GOOGLE’ were words that did not exist.Newspapers and magazines were written for adults and the news was broadcast on your radio in the evening. As you grew up, the country was exploding with growth.The Government.