"Would YOU like it Jared?" she asked."Oh definitely," her perfect roommate affirmed."Then I NEED it!" Honey declared. "I need a pussy for my Jared!" O...h what a good girl you are, Honey!" Jared said, patting her sweatyhead and making her squirm in delirious bliss.Dr. Mann came in to explain the procedure. Honey had a hard timefollowing, what with Jared playing with her nipples and just standingthere being, well, Jared. She was sure that her roommate understoodeverything. He would take good care. He wore a red Angels cap and matching shorts. The second was just as young as the first but skinny and of average height. His ethnicity was vague. The tallest was the third man, who was at least ten years older than Maddie, though he dressed like he was ten years younger. He too was hirsute with a bad comb over. Next was a pudgy black guy with glasses and a fat black guy with a flattop haircut. Both appeared roughly her age.Maddie looked at the security camera and was doubly excited. Not only. I looked down at my feet, inspecting myself as he unlocked it. Looking back up, he stood there in front of me and our blue eyes met one another. He gave me a devilish smile as he stepped aside and invited me in. As he closed the door behind me, we moved over to the couch. The Netflix logo was on the TV as it loaded up. I sat down on the leather sofa whilst Nathan went to the kitchen. “What would you like to drink Simon?” He asked. “Just water please,” I replied. “Water?” He said in surprise,. This was the fifth absence he’d had this semester, which meant he’d now qualified to receive a failing grade for the class… Once all the students had left, Professor Xiao crossed her arms and looked at him disapprovingly. She was originally from Taiwan, but she’d earned her MA and PhD at Oxford in ‘Women in Chinese Fiction in Pre-Modern times’, and since her first day of teaching some eight weeks earlier had taken every opportunity she could to disparage the American college education system.