She grinned, wild eyed, and threw her arms around him. The kiss was lusty and toe-tingling."How did it go?" Dave asked, a little nervously, as they pu...lled apart."Great!" Jennifer replied, kissing him again, pushing her tongue hard against his lips."Got you all worked up, eh?" Dave teased, breaking the kiss again."Absolutely! I need you to fuck me!"Dave chuckled in reply. He pulled back from Jennifer and took her hand, leading her toward the couch. Along the way, they started shedding clothes.. TOY!!!"There was a pause then the sound of my Secretary laughing on the other end of the phone as I stomped around my office mad as a box of le frogs."Oh that," she replied. "Of course there wasn't. You did not actually think I told a complete stranger that when he saw us together in your office I was removing a plastic ball from your papoose?" YOU. FRENCH. BITCH!!" I screamed, cursing like a trooper.There was a longer pause. "Wait," she asked slowly. "Has something happened, Cherie?"Babette. He sort of let it slip one night. I asked, he changed the subject.” Laura was getting irritated, the evening was not really going where she wanted to. But, she let it be and allowed herself to relax. He was unto his fourth beer and she would not let him drive. If anything, he was going to stay the night. Jamey’s bed or hers, it did not matter. She wanted as much of his time as possible. Her thoughts caused her to lose some of the conversation. “…will be back tomorrow I think,” she heard Dean. The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus causing the phone to ring.Which demonstrates that some problems CAN be fixed by pissing and moaning.Thought you’d like to know.These are compliments of cbarge... FOR THOSE WHO LOVE THE PHILOSOPHY OF AMBIGUITY, AS WELL AS THE IDIOSYNCRASIES OF ENGLISH:1. ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA ... FLOOR.2. ATHEISM IS A NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION.3. IF MAN EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS AND APES, WHY DO WE STILL HAVE MONKEYS AND APES?4. THE MAIN REASON THAT.