"Sandy. It's nice to see you. Derek tells me that you two are an item," said Veronica, as she gave Sandy a somewhat tepid hug."It's true, Mrs. Carson.... You're son's an amazing guy," smiled Sandy."Now who are these lovely young women?" asked Veronica, smiling at Derek and Sandy's companions."Mom, this is Mindy Harrellson and Maya Ramirez. They're two of Sandy's best friends," said Derek, as the women greeted each other with handshakes."We've heard so much about Derek from Sandy. We thought we. .."Forty wavered in his conviction, he knelt beside Sybil's sobbing form. "If you truly are repentant, I may be able to assist. Confess to me and absolve your soul." He reached out a hand and brushed her long hair away from her face; the pin was revealed! The Reverend recoiled and tried to stand, it was too late, once again he was in its thrall.Sybil rose from the floor triumphantly. "My plaything once more," she cooed, "Come Fortesque, you are invited to witness our final victory and the true. He smashed the second bottle “You are the reason I don’t have children”. He smashed the third bottle “You are the reason I don’t have a job”. When he took the fourth bottle, he realized that the bottle was still SEALED and filled with beer. He said to the bottle “YOU STAND ASIDE, I KNOW YOU WERE NOT INVOLVED”.An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a bloodthirsty group of cannibals. Upon surveying the situation, he says quietly to himself “Oh God, I’m fucked”.. For future reference if you plan on doing something embarrassing,lock the door even if you are alone. As I was posing, the bathroomdoor opened, my brother in law apparently hadn't goneto work and had forgotten I was there.I’m not sure who was more surprised but as I fumbled for thetowel he began to chuckle. “Please Tom” I pleaded “don’tsay any thing”. After a minute he said with an evil grin “It’llcost you”. I felt sick but I told him “anything you want”.I expected to be forking over some.