"I guess they heard it, too. They all turned toward me and attacked, they were armed with short swords and axes.When they stood to attack me, one was ...shot with an arrow in the back and yelled and fell. The remaining three came on. I felt like I didn't really have any choice but to protect myself and pulled my pistol and began shooting at them. I had a shotgun, but it was loaded with birdshot and was not really the best thing for giant crimson skinned attackers.I fired twice at the first one and. ” I tell him getting annoyed not just on his behalf but because I know they would treat me the same way if I came out.“Why you got a thing for me?” He says teasingly.“N-no.” I stutter, I take a deep breath to steady myself and continue my denial but the look on Max’s face stops me. He is smiling at me but it’s a cheeky almost sly grin and it completely changes his face making him look slightly cruel.“What?” I ask defensively not liking the look on his face.“I was only joking.” He says looking. I quickly stretched in several other directions, finding that Iwas now very flexible. I was even able to do the splits, something thatwould have made me wince at the very thought before."Damn," I muttered with a grimace, feeling a tiny phantom pain as Iconsidered why I could do the splits now.I hesitantly felt my crotch and took a deep breath, immediately feelingthe wrongness in the absence of my old friends. Instead there wassmooth skin and a slit between my legs. I ran my fingers over the. I turned down the radio as the girl on the speaker spoke up. "Hello, sir, welcome to Chic-fa-la! May I take your order?" I partially leaned out the window and said clearly, "Yes, that would be nice! But could you give us a moment?" I waited a second or two before the speakers crackled back to life, and the woman gave me a short, sweet reply, "Noo problem!!" I shifted back inside the car, and spoke to Boo, "So, what do you want?" Boo looked up at the menu, her curly hair falling away from her.