Even with my IQ having been raised because of my merges - and diminishing returns will have limited that increase a long time ago - my abilities don't... solve mathematical equations for me or give me insights into string theory. I somehow suspect that Prof will still be happy with my accomplishments though. I'll be VERY happy to prove that the parents' faith in me, and their hard decisions about protecting me, were not only right but understated my value enormously.As you can tell, I'm very. ...we both laughed ...his wife returned and Simon went off for some cocktails......anyway after a few more drinks I was feeling a really drunk and definitely the worse for wear !.... Simons wife offered to take me to the toilets to freshen up but Simon suggested he take me out for some fresh air so I thought that might be a good idea....the party was on the first floor so we needed to get the lift downstairs..In the lift Simon produced a sprig of mistletoe and said its Xmas snog time and. Fascinating. I said “Wow, your tongue is pretty crazy.” Just to make things interesting because we liked to joke around with that kind of stuff. Now here is where the unexpected hit me. She said “I can do a lot more with it if you want” and popped my jean’s button open. Now at that moment being a virgin and an excited kid I about busted a nut right there. It was very suprising and I said “Like what?” just to be a smart ass. She responded my holding her hand up, taking her purity ring off,. The car next but one to me was small and a bbw mature lady was approaching it, she was wearing a white skirt and a black top, it was the skirt that caught my eye.She opened her trunk and seemed to be struggling to lift goods from her trolleys to the car. I got out of mine and approached her saying "Do you need a hand?", she replied "Oh thankyou that would be a real help", I emptied her trolleys and after filling her boot we were talking, as it turned out she was a single mum of three k**s and.