.. ... and I met a girl who was dressed like an egg. One thing led to another and the lifelong question was answered: it was the chicken.What’s a 6....9?Another good thing screwed up by a period.What’s the difference between your dick and a bonus check?Someone’s always willing to blow your bonus.Two deer were leaving a gay bar...One turned to the other and said, “Man, I can’t believe I blew thirty bucks in there!”What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?A man will actually search for. They eagerly spilled out ofher gown and I suckled greedily. "Wouldn't you like an appetizer?" Iasked in my newly affected husky tone of voice."I thought you'd never ask!" She squeaked, gasping for breath. I raisedmy butt off the leather couch and hiked my gown to my waist. Nataliehad dropped to the carpet, between my knees, and was stripping off mypanties. She nibbled higher and higher on the exposed flesh above thewelts of my nylons. She planted soft butterfly kisses on my tiny ballsand my. I nodded for her to bring me a glass so as to be part of the party. Two minutes, maybe three, into the surprise visit I already had questions: a plane for one. He had no plane; well, he hadn’t, but he apparently did now. And I knew for a fact, or thought I did that the man couldn’t fly one, so where was the pilot? Oh yeah, I did indeed have a few questions.“I know you must have questions, brother mine, but let me take the lead here for a few moments,” said Ronald. I nodded.“Okay,” I said, “and. The job was doing many different things with this catering company. He had a neat uniform and really liked what he was doing. On this Friday night the company was contracted to cater a party for the chamber of commerce in Matt's city. A lot of high profile business owners would be there as well as Loni, the head of the organisation. Loni herself was a mover and shaker around town. Things were going well and Matt stayed busy all night. Towards the end of the night Matt walked an older drunk.