I slid my panties to the side and he entered my tight hole with ease. I don’t think I had ever been this turned on or wet before. He stopped kissi...ng me long enough to open my blouse and lift up my bra and he planted his lips on my breasts. He licked around the nipple and sucked so hard that I almost came. He fucked me so deep that I swear he was going to relocate my inner back wall. “I’m cumming right now” I screamed. His hands grabbed my hair and he whispered in my ear, “give me all. The rest of the evening was great, lots of wine and Jess and I cooked them diner consisting of goats cheese and caramelised onion tarts followed by Jess’s famous Lasagne, with a cheesecake and chocolate cake for dessert. We talked about their early friendships and life in general, asking each other about our lives and loves smothered in sexual innuendo throughout the conversations that I realised was where Jess got some of her humour in that regard.Around midnight Vee and Rachel went upstairs. ‘An expensive shirt?’ I whispered, my heart sinking all over again. ‘Not—not Salvani?’ He grinned. ‘Of course. But who cares? I have a hundred of them. Besides, you said yes. That calls for a celebration, don’t you think?’ And before I could utter another word, he gave me my coat and strode purposely towards the bar. ‘Have you got an ice bucket?’ I heard him ask the barman. ‘We’re going to need champagne.’ The barman—naturally, the same barman who’d witnessed my amazing Trevi fountain alla Coca. The Mexican woodpecker claimed Mexico had a tree that no woodpecker could peck. The Canadian woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem.The Mexican woodpecker was amazed. The Canadian woodpecker then challenged the Mexican woodpecker to peck a tree in Canada that was absolutely ‘impeckable’ (a term frequently used by woodpeckers).The Mexican woodpecker expressed confidence that he could do it and accepted the challenge. The two flew to Canada where.