. a friend or relative or even a neighbor to take the seat?"The man shakes his head...... "No. They're all at the funeral."--A Cape Bretoner walked in...to a crowded local bar, waving his Colt 45 with an 8 shot clip and yelled,"Who in here has been screwing my wife?"A Newfie from the back of the bar yelled back,"You're gonna need more ammo!"WHILE ON A ROAD TRIP, AN ELDERLY COUPLE, STOPPED AT A PIZZA HUT FOR LUNCH.AFTER FINISHING THEIR MEAL, THEY LEFT THE RESTAURANT, AND RESUMED THEIR TRIP TO. It was clearly Liza being fucked by the vibrator as her hips began to rock and her legs continued to open and close as Debra was eating her pussy and fucking her with the vibrator. This was wild and had me extremely horny, grabbing hold of Debra’s hair and pulling her head back from Liza’s pussy, I pounded my cock deep into her clinching ass. I stood pulling Debra from the couch and directed Liza to lie on her back and placed them in face to crotch slapped Debra’s ass and instructed her to eat. My wife knows and is fine with it because we have no secrets.On the weeks Ellie cannot be with us my wife and I still like to have fun and enjoy meeting single men, I love watching her get fucked. We started out with couples but slowly transitioned to mostly meeting men, for several reasons but I have ED problems due to nerve damage it varies in intensity and Viagra does not work. I will one day be hard all day and the next nothing can get it up no matter how turned on I am. So at this point. So I sat her down in the kitchen and had her peel and carve a fresh ginger root about 6? long. I made her bend over and roped her wrists to her ankles before slipping the peeled ginger into her rectum?an activity known as ‘figging’. Why it’s not known as ‘gingering’ I have no idea. What I do know is something she didn’t know; the effect of peeled ginger on the anal membrane?it burns like hell. I gave her a dozen cuts of the cane while I fucked her tight little anus with the ginger root. I.