I knew he was getting his jollies overhearing my parents going at it on the kitchen table, but I ignored him. I was too busy peering all over the plac...e as I dragged him to no place in particular. Like my parents’ condo, there was no place to hide in this development. Everything had been built and landscaped in the last five years, and it wasn’t as if young palm trees provided any kind of privacy or shelter for sneaking away for an outdoor quickie. Then I spotted a storage garage that backed up. Their face told their story, the story of defeat by a small group of professional mercenaries. ‘Escort them to the border and confiscate their weapons,’ I ordered. The defeated troops lay down their arms sadly and yet glad that they will be heading home. I knew what can be in their mind, revenge. I know that soon enough they will send another group here to face me and my regiment. It will be a tougher battle than itis early morning. Now they know why they have lost and will hatch out some plan. I knew then that he was right handed and that the present company would get a much better view of the smacking action and the reddening of my butt. One guy with his back to the spank-a-rama twisted his seat. The growing, internal blaze slicked up my forehead, crawled down my neck, tore into my chest cavity and singed my lungs. I closed my eyes and forced a deep breath. A light draft swept up my arms from his change in position and the chair let out a creak as he sat. I was still shaking,. I had to force the driver’s door open. It was relatively undamaged but the angle the truck was leaning and the brush made it difficult. I struggled out of my seat, climbed out and examined my truck. I could see that it was totaled. When I swerved off the road down into that gully, it ended up half embedded in a big-assed pine tree after knocking down several others on the way down the bank. Damn! It looked like I’d be walking out. I went around back to the camper and checked myself out in what.