She kept singing the song and looking at me and then the audience in this position, and I thought to myself… ‘this isn’t really a lap dance, jus...t a little family friendly gimmick’ I was both relieved with not having to embarrass myself all that much and disappointed I wouldn’t be receiving a lap dance from Katy Perry until…SLAM.She, without warning, grabbed my head and shoved it into her boob. I couldn’t believe it.I was in complete shock.My face was currently pressed against Katy Perry’s giant. For one thing, the sales people actually make you believe they’re glad to have you in their showroom. Many times in New York I’d stood around for half an hour while they completely ignored my presence. I only give people like that one chance. I’d never go into that dealership again, but I always made sure to write an explanatory letter to the general manager. The biggest difference was that I paid for this car with a personal check. In New York an official bank check was always required and,. I’m afraid I wasn’t successful at all. I still fought the good fight against the pounds. The doctor said that my hip would be a lot more painful, if I weighed more than ten pounds over my ideal weight. I did that routinely, then I had to diet strictly for a few weeks. Life was such a pain in the ass, literally. I thought as I munched on a delicious rice cake. Anyone who believes that about rice cakes, probably owns a time share in Aspen.I awoke at six the next morning and began to dress in my. Steel.Mrs. Steel: Aren’t you going to introduce me to your friends, Rachel?Rachel: Oh… er… This is my sister Liza and my brother Aafi.Mrs. Steel: Good, good. How are you all today?Liza: We’re quite well, thank you.I don’t know why Rachel is so tense all of a sudden, but I’m not sure I like this woman. The lady was pretty rude. So I stopped her and asked her to move on. She was very unhappy and a bit angry at my response.I say goodbye to my sisters and go back to my job at the supermarket, where.